Song is about sucking dick for
 cocaine (Gerards own words)

About how the demolition 
man chooses drugs over the demolition woman 

Cocaine is usually done 
off of a mirror hence the name

Song is about their relationship 
and how their emotionally attached to each 
other and use each other for sex and drugs 

The demolition lovers get attacked by vampires 

The song talks about how the Demo Man would die
for the Demo woman and even get turned into a
vampire but she wouldn't do the same or even provide
the bare minimum of a relationship

He tells her to kill him if he gets turned 

They never play this song live cause
                 it's CURSEDDDD

Songs about the demo man telling
the demo woman to leave her husband and 
them sneaking behind his back 

He keeps asking her to marry him but she wont 

Heavy foreshadowing into the next albums story

Song is about Friendship and protecting the
people you care about shows how protective the Demo
man is of the people he cares about and how he would 
die for them and how a lot of them wouldn't do the same 

Lot of religious imagery in this song 
and talks about how the demo man had a 
traumatic childhood involving religion 

Also talks about how he was abused as
                 a child and the cycle of abuse where he cant 
                 get away from those types of relationships

“You probably came here with your best
friend or one of your best friends, i want
you to turn to that motherfucker, and grab
them by the throat and say ‘your my best 
fucking friend, and I would die for you’” 
-Gerard Way before playing this song live

Song is about suicide thats pretty
much it thats kinda the whole song

Shows how the demo man has a lot 
of struggles with self harm and sucide 
and how he uses drugs to escape from his 
life and is always on some substance 

My favorite song off this album 
i want a tattoo based on this song 

First song they ever made 

About 9/11

Not important to the timeline

Demo Woman gets bitten by a vampire
and the Demo Man debates killing her to
put her out of her misery 

He has to kill a lot of other people
he cares about 

He ultimately decides to not kill her 

He also considers just letting her 
turn into a vampire as well because even 
though he won't admit it he knows she's just 
using him, and he knows that even if he saves 
her, she won't ever love him the way he loves her 

Written one day before recording
the album

Gerard got the idea while driving to get donuts 

The demo man takes the freshly bitten 
woman to the hospital he stays with her 

Since the crazy vampire attacks the 
hospital can't do much and the Demo man 
start doing excessive drugs and start to 
hallucinate and hear promises of release 
from the hospital believing that it will 
be the best day ever when they do

A quiet nerdy creepy guy has
a crush on a woman who works two cubicles 
down from him but he never talks to her 

He writes her love letters but
never gives them to her 

She leaves her job and the man 
believes that nobody will be able to fill her place

He believes that he's gonna die alone 

The demo man tries to show the woman 
how much he loves her in hopes that she’ll 
marry him and love him the same way

They die in a hail of bullets after 
running from drug lords/vampires

He still doesn't know that she never left her husband

The woman goes to heaven and the man goes to hell